OBAMA is EVIL !!!!

OK. Glenn Bleck has me convinced...... Obama is Evel. Whoops, wrong evil. Never mind. But I have been listening to Amurika and Bleck and Shamitty and O'Really and Bochmint... and gosh.... I think they may be right... Obama is a Communist, Islamic Fascist, Left-Winger, Radical, Acornite, Socialist......gees, the list could go on forever! Hey, and get this.... he is married to a black woman !!!!! Boy, don't that take all, huh !!!! Oh, oh, oh and those Birther Folks are RIGHT..... technically, or so I was told.... cause his mother had a caesarean section delivery... so he was not BORN in America !!! Well, howdy-do on that one, huh! And what's this deal about a Governmint Health Care plan? Gees, don't he know that we are a SICK society and we like it that way? And he still, after weeks and weeks in office has not reversed the Armed Services policy of "No Gay Left In The Closet" or whatever the such they call it!

OK..... but I was talking to the Ex the other day and she made a good point about what a really Bad, bad, bad dude he is...................... get this..... he is a SMOKER!

WHOA! I'm sure that BIG Tobacco has got him in their pocket just as sure as that is a pack of Marlboros in HIS pocket! Dang! See.... he's not really a Black Man.... he has just smoked so much that he looks Black. Yuppers! And don't tell me he goes out back of the White House garage to have that smoke, either! Uh-uh. Nope. He Probably goes right into Lincoln's Bedroom and does his evil smoking shit right there!

Now this has gotzta stop! Why look at all the other evil Presidents who smoked.... that Jewish President.... Rosenfeldt.....

Yuppers.... that evil Jewish President got us into a big War..... Just like Obama did!

And what of that whore-mongering Catholic Prez.... the one that got us involved with that 'Bath of Pigs' Scandal down in Cuba!

Yessirree Bob! That smoking leads to all sorts of evil stuff and bad, bad things! Why, Jesus Christ! He smoked! And lookee what happened to him!

Ya know..... you just can't trust anyone that smokes. Nope, Nope, Nope.

I gotta go. Some dwarf told me he has some good herb......... and I plan on doing some cooking.

Stop making sense

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Robert Benchley

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Edward Albee

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

Authors and actors and artists and such-

never know nothing and never know much.

Dorothy Parker

A fool and his money are soon elected

Will Rodgers

Fuck Glen Beck

He is a lame, loony, lonesome, loathsome, ludicrous liar of a car salesman.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Hunter S. Thompson

all which isn't singing is mere talking

and all talking's talking to oneself

(whether that oneself be sought or seeking

master or disciple sheep or wolf)

gush to it as diety or devil-

toss in sobs and reasons threats and smiles

name it cruel fair or blessed evil-

it is you (ne i)nobody else

drive dumb mankind dizzy with haranguing-

you are deafened every mother's son-

all is merely talk which isn't singing

and all talking's to oneself alone

but the very song of

(as mountainsfeel and lovers)

singing is silence

ee cummings

I think I am turning of TV for the weekend......( save for a couple of football games)

A fool and his beer

I have had little to write about. And little time to do it in. My company has experienced financial downturns of late ( which is news? ha!) but to date I have managed to keep a position in a sea of drowning sailors. But it is stressful. So it has become increasingly difficult to ignore a swath of emails from some of my friends, one in particular, who emerged with me from the primordial soup of college to become much more fiscally successful than moi and feel very threatened than they may have to share their wealth with the less fortunate in terms of possible increased taxes to fund a government health care plan. These guys are Doctors, Stockbrokers, Engineers.... but in the past the merging for social occasions was all a matter of fun, music and camaraderie and not a matter of politics or money. The times they are a changing! For the last couple of months I have been besieged by one.... who cannot come to grips with the Obama Administration. He has been crying "Ruination" since last December.

... And I told him to knock off the emails. Leave it alone. We can talk football and beer. Our politics do not mix. He didn't. Friday last there was one that got rather personal... sent in a group email... disparaging my 'lack' of political acumen in that I do not believe Obama has destroyed our nation in seven months. I pointedly told him to knock it off.... again.

So today.. I get this thread....

In a message dated 10/14/2009 7:20:26 A.M. Central Daylight Time, ******* writes:
Yah gotta send this to ****........things will spontaneously combust in Oshkosh when you do.

I'm in big enuf trouble with him already.....

----- Original Message -----
From: ******
To: **********
Sent: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:26 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: Breaking News - yet another prestigious award

What's his E-mail?

what the fuck!<>??

So I replied.

Combusted, indeed. Of course, if we need to consider the source of combustion, and then determine that it was not a large fire, we should also then consider whether there was a need to burn at all. Recent studies in our National Parks have confirmed that controlled burns are a great source of rejuvenation of a natural state. Yet a fire caused for simply the urge to watch things burn is vandalism. However, giving a match to someone who does not have the sense to delete a thread is just obtuse.

But rather than dwell on such mundane subjects as minds that are not simply content to watch fires burn, or for that matter, watch a Nation burn or watch friendships burn, but feel compelled to fuel those fires to greater intensity , I would pose a challenge.... engage your mind in an expansive way rather than trying to peer up ones own asshole to determine how wide the orifice is and whether there is room to insert a thought of an analytical nature rather than another weak puerile attempt at humor.

So, hence I will tender my own attempt to amuse.... name that quote! One beer for each one correctly attributed without need of google. Those who resort to using hard copy(or own hard copy) where the answers can be found will be congradulated, but will be denied libation.


1
It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might happen.
2
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour.
3
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
4
The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
5
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help
6
If one must drink with fools... it is best to drink alone.


I guess I found my reason for tonight's beer... the company to drink it with.... and I am sad for all of it.

signs signs everywhere signs

I went to a political rally on Saturday.... a Tea Party (Taxed Enough Already). Joe the Plumber was to be the guest speaker. There were about two hundred very cold people there, rallied around a slate of Bankers and Real Estate and Insurance folks who seemed to be bent only on throwing a little fear into a middle class crowd. It was very cold with little wisps of snow floating in the air. After about a half hour I had had enough and strolled a block away to the farmer's market. The vegetables seemed a lot fresher..... and I liked the signs better.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

Robert A. Heinlein

Sometimes the more things change, the more they stay the same. Or the same changes, sometimes. Or more of the same, sometimes.

Or maybe the only change is more of the same.

... but dead is dead.... and that don't never change.

.... and when some things are broke....

they can never be fixed. That hasn't changed.

Silent Soldiers on a silver screen

Framed in fantasies and dragged in dream

Unpaid actors of the mystery

The mad director knows that freedom will not make you free

And what's this got to do with me

I declare the war is over

It's over, it's over

Drums are drizzling on a grain of sand

Fading rhythms of a fading land

Prove your courage in the proud parade

Trust your leaders where mistakes are almost never made

And they're afraid that I'm afraid

I'm afraid the war is over

It's over, it's over

Angry artists painting angry signs

Use their vision just to blind the blind

Poisoned players of a grizzly game

One is guilty and the other gets the point to blame

Pardon me if I refrain

I declare the war is over

It's over, it's over

So do your duty, boys, and join with pride

Serve your country in her suicide

Find the flags so you can wave goodbye

But just before the end even treason might be worth a try

This country is to young to die

I declare the war is over

It's over, it's over

One-legged veterans will greet the dawn

And they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn

And the gargoyles only sit and grieve

The gypsy fortune teller told me that we'd been deceived

You only are what you believe

I believe the war is over

It's over, it's over

I'll have a spot of lemon with mine, please!

OK Doke. They are having one of dem dere tea bagger parties in de old town on satzurday. I am praxiting speaking down and tinking dumm soza I can understanz everything. It really shouldn't be a reach for me.

But I talked with Karl from de Noosepaper and he sayz he's agoing and Todd from Ob's said he was gonna go,,,, and seeing as my life at 10am on satzurdays is not really very taxing.... I think I will go two. ANNNNNNND.... a special guest apperince is gonna be...

JOE DAS Plummmmer!!

Well, Boy&Howdy! that really sealed the deal for me! I have always wanted to see someone who is stranger than fiction.

Now, if there was anything stranger than the Sarah Palin from the last election... it was Joe the Plumber......

WHY...... the guy is still around is beyond me.... and if he was such a hot shot plumber... why he isn't working and paying taxes instead of showing up in Wisconsington to speak at some tea party.... is beyond me. I found an excert of an 'interview' he gave to a Christian magazine

( ok, help me out here.... a Christian Plumber is better than a Pagan Plumber?)

Christianity Today: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?

Joe: At a state level, it's up to them. I don't want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it's wrong. People don't understand the dictionary--it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do--what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they're people, and they're going to do their thing.

Gees.... "It's not like a slur" ???? I wonder what he thinks of Jews and Blacks. I think the guy's shit is backed up!

Oh, Well.

Naturally we would prefer seven epiphanies a day and an earth not so apparently devoid of angels.


Jim Harrison

I live in a friendly town

in other news....The Wisconsin Tourism Federation has decided that their acronym is no longer appropriate.