Selasa, 29 September 2009

When in doubt....Have a Blackwater



I'm going to cut this short. This clown of a college student, James O'Keefe. Puts on a Bull-Shit Bozo costume, goes go an Acorn office, talks some idiot smack, edits the video..... and everyone believes him and Acorn loses federal funding. Check the link on James. He is a bad conservative satirist. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/19/us/19sting.html



BUT.... Blackwater USA can pimp out baby Iraqi girls for a buck a blow job......

http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=3858

The declarations added Iraqi minors got involve in sexual acts with Blackwater members in exchange for one dollar and Erik Prince, the firm's owner, "failed to stop the ongoing use of prostitutes, including child prostitutes, by his men.

http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=102887&sectionid=3510203

Now Blackwater has been around for about ten years..... and did great work in the Bush years...

A NY Times article
Aug. 21, 2009

In 2002, Blackwater won a classified contract to provide security for the Central Intelligence Agency station in Kabul, Afghanistan, and the company maintains other classified contracts with the C.I.A. Over the years, Blackwater has hired several former top agency officials, including Cofer Black, who ran the C.I.A. counterterrorism center immediately after the Sept. 11 attacks. C.I.A. operatives regularly use Blackwater's training complex in North Carolina.
In 2004, the C.I.A. hired contractors from Blackwater as part of a secret program to locate and assassinate top operatives of
Al Qaeda, according to current and former government officials. Blackwater executives helped the spy agency with planning, training and surveillance, and the C.I.A. spent several million dollars on the program, which did not successfully capture or kill any terrorist suspects.

Now that must have been a peachy contract in 2002. Of course they may not have killed or captured any terrorists in Afganistan.... but they sure did a nice job killing civilians in Iraq

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090817/scahill

.... of course they have been kicked out of Iraq. Or maybe..... but there is still plenty of jobs in Afganistan.

Nation 8/14
Blackwater is bidding on more contracts in Afghanistan, which is increasingly becoming the new gold mine for the war industry. Nearly 70,000 contractors are now deployed in Afghanistan on the US government payroll, meaning there are now more contractors than US soldiers (48,000) in Afghanistan.

Well.... if I get laid off...... maybe there's Blackwater...

https://secure.blackwaterusa.com/

Maybe we should send James O'Keefe to Iraq! He has the pimp bit down. He could discover the truthiness of it all!

Is it any wonder I drink beer?








Senin, 28 September 2009

Some mondays taste like old beer. Which is better, I suppose, that those that feel like old underwear.

I will spare the visual on the later. Even Mondays must maintain a modicum of restraint and good taste.

But then again....

Kamis, 24 September 2009

I have nothing to say... so

... I'll let someone else say it.

If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker

Rabu, 23 September 2009

I Love Sarah

Sarah Palin was in Hong Kong the other day to pick out some Red China for her retirement condo.

The event marked the former student from North Idaho College (1983) first major public appearance since abruptly resigning as governor in July.

Palin, who quit the governorship of Alaska during a particularly gruesome episode of menustrual cramps, gave speech to a packed audience of financial professionals in the former British colony that was closed to media.

The former student of Hawaii Pacific University (Fall 1982) didn't clarify what her plans might be in her speech, but did attack the widening U.S. fiscal deficit and Obama's health-care reforms.

"It's just common sense to realize the government's attempts to solve large problems like the health-care challenges that we have, more often creates new ones," EX-Governor Palin, who did matriculate, somewhat, at Matanuska-Susitna College (Fall 1985) quipped with a wink.

"If you want real job growth, you cut taxes and reduce tax rates on all Americans ... Cut taxes, eliminate taxes, slay the death tax," The Journalism student from
University of Idaho (Fall 1984 - Spring 1985-Spring 1986- Fall 1986 -Spring 1987 ) said.

"Get federal spending under control then you step back and you watch the U.S. economy roar back to life."


Asked about the difficulties of balancing her political career with her home life, Palin said today: “I have a husband. I could have used a wife.”


Hmmmmmm...... now we know what to get Sarah for Christmas

Senin, 21 September 2009

Bubba


I used to be able to just put his crayon pictures on the fridge.... now he sends me videos.... I still don't know how to make a link.

Jumat, 18 September 2009

NUTZ in AMERICA!



Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Acorn Party?

Are you, or any member of your family, currently a squirrel, thinking about being a squirrel or have ever shared nuts with anyone who may be a squirrel?

I have in my hand a list of 1.12 billion known squirrels in the United States. Some have been know to inhabit the District of Columbia, which is where our government makes decisions, and who are working and shaping the policy of the State Department .

Conservatism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled. There are no Acorns in Americanism.

"Now, Mr. Jimm, by his own admission, was a member of the ISWW (that's the Industrial Squirrel Workers of the World), a terrorist organization cited as subversive..." Rush Limbaugh

Good night, and good luck.

Kamis, 17 September 2009

The Truth must be told....

Broccoli ruined my marriage.


(and gives me gas)

I thought it was time the truth be told. Just saying.