I need Crackers.....

Because I am Crackkkkkking up...

What a Friend We Have in Cheeses

What a friend we have in cheeses,

Mozzarella, Cheddar, Swiss!

Bleu and Limberger's sweet breezes

Lingering like a lover's kiss.

Humble milk's apotheosis,

Muenster, Provolone, Brie

Damn cholesterol's thrombosis

Cheese is Gouda stuff by me!

Heed the U. S. Dairy Council,

Keep the Gruyere on the shelf

Even just a tiny ounce'll

Give you vitamin B-12.

Gather, pilgrims at the deli

Buying Edam and Havarti,

Wedges moist and cold and smelly,

Bring home lots and have a party!

anon

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