New Year Resolutions....

 ok... why wait for Yew Nears to make a resolution... nobody ever keeps them anywayz!
I prefer to make them on my birthday... and I like to keep them REAL, I mean, see, things I truly mean to do... so, here goes!!!!




 ........ never drink cheap beer

 
..... never...ever... get a crewcut....

never buy, much less wear... plaid shorts.

 .... never buy, eat, or even think about wearing beef liver

AND....  I will never, ever, noways, nohow,uh-uh, nope , ain't happening..... wear socks with flip-flops.... ESPECIALLY while not wearing plaid shorts and beef liver!!!!