Happy AnnaVersusRy to Me

Wowsers! It came to my attention that I have had a blog for about a year. I think that is eleven months and two weeks longer than I should have, but seriously, who keeps track of that?

Anyways....

I think I have had a good time blogging. I've met a lotta people that I feel I can call friends...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

... and I have been inspired by all the deep thoughts and intellectual concepts that those friends have brought into my life that I often attempt deep thoughts myself....

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

... and I have met some really cool chicks, ah, women on the blogs who have introduced to me the true meaning of feminism....

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

.... and I met others who share the same kind of deep seated beliefs that I do...

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

..and the blogs have taught me that there is a wide divergence of opinion and thought in our world and one must daily practice tolerance of those thoughts and opinions...

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

... and boy have I read some funny stuff on the blogs. I think.
He who laughs last didn't get it.

.. and I got to meet a bunch of people with religious beliefs that, though I have none, coincide with my beliefs on how to treat people... with kindness and humor...

The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Eric Hoffer

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
Quentin Crisp

... and maybe lastly, but not leastly, I met some weird dude in Cleveland who not only emphatically said I should blog, but was 110% responsible for naming it, 'OK Jimm's Eggroll Emporium'

Dude, lemme buy you a doughnut!