Burn THIS shit!!!!!!!

I get the news I need on the weather report.....


Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, FL is planning to burn copies of the Quran to commemorate 9/11.  The Gainesville fire department has denied him a permit.  Good for them.  At least someone is showing some sense.  Burning books is odious, reprehensible and pollutes air as well as minds.  To say nothing of my personal sense of decency, which I admit, is a thin veneer soaked in beer.

But this shit is too much.  And I am sick to fucking tired of it.  My sense of decency may be questionable, but my sense of intelligence is NOT and I have had it with insults to my intelligence!

Start with Fox News.... ( wish we could end Fox News)....  I am so tired of them.  Not mad, not upset.... Tired!  Right from the get-go.... any NEWS that continually needs to tell me that they are "Fair and Balanced" only reinforces my notion that they do not think that they are "Fair and Balanced" and must continually state that they are to convince themselves as well as delude everyone else!  Such piss-postulating is fucking ridiculous and insulting!  Like they're other tag....."Severe Weather Coverage"....what?  They don't report good weather?


I can gather all the news I need on the weather report.

Ya ,,, So the Dove World Outreach has got 50 fucking members!  Imbeciles I am sure.  Outreach?  The only outreaching Pastor Jones is doing is digging into his trousers to dig out his diminutive dick ego so he can stroke it in front of TV cameras!  Whatta bunch of bullshit! Of Course Fox News will cover the event just to adjust the old Pastor's diseased balls if they happen to swing anywhere to the left of common sense!


Half of the time we're gone but we don't know where,
And we don't know where.

Pastor Jones?  Whatta joke!  Makes me think of that dealie that was pumped all over the place..."What Would Jesus Do".  Well I'm not a Christian... but I have a feeling, from everything I know about good Christians, that Jesus would grab a 2x4 from his carpentry shop and whap that sucker upside the head!  Jesus would kick his ass!
  

And the TeaBaggers are coming to my part of Good old Wisconsington!  More fucking azzholes slinging shit and mis-information and vile scum and diseased indignation.  I need this shit like I need jock rot!  Shit&Whiskers!   Be Still my Beating Heart!  Joe-the-Fucking Plumber & all the spit&piss of Sarah Palin! 


So.... I am starting my own Political Party...... The American Bowel Movement Party.   Let's get the shit out of America!  I am going to do my bit on 9/11...... I will burn a Tea Bag.  Used.  Cause I ain't got much and I is just about all I got and I will not waste a perfectly good tea bag demonstrating against Assholes!  I am so sick of shit heads.... and I am so sick of the scumbag, degenerate, mental morons!!!!!!!!  I do not care that they are Mad.... I am too!  About people sticking their fucking dumb mentalities in my face!!!!!!

I get the news I need on the weather report.
I can gather all the news I need on the weather report.
Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile.

But other than that....... I am OK and you can be too!