Jumat, 28 Oktober 2011

It's friday and I woke up with a Woody

I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. 
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 "Holy Shit, Jimmy, can you believe how many dumb fuck Republicans are running for Preisent???"
Joe Cool

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