I Wanna BE Pretzeldint!!!!!!!

I am running for Pretzeldint

you betcha! my hat is in the ring!  I mean, why not?  I can say stupid shit as well as the next candydate and probably make more sense saying it, too!

Like, I gotz this grate idea....I will make Macaroni and Cheese the official state meal!  What a concept! In fact... I think I will make Macaroni and Cheese the 51st State!  Oh, oh....this is gonna be fun!!!

Lesseee here.... I gotz my political primer.... everything I need to know to understand politicks and how to balance the budget.

and I have some GREAT ideas.... like..... I will outlaw the word "Gay"... it will now be know as 'heterosexually challenged'...

and broccoli will be officially banned at any meal that also features potatoes.... oh oh oh... I will get rid of the Army all together and replace it with the Green Bay Packers!

boy, am I cooking now!  I will outlaw Christianity.... it was getting stale anyway.  Maybe I will replace it with....hmmmmm.... Idle Worship..... which is what most religion is anyways... or at least that's what I get out of some of the clowns on the TV, see.

Oh Stuff... this could be fun.  Anybodyz gotz some other ideas... lemmee know.... I have to go find a running mate...

... and pick out a cabinet....